New York, March 14, 2006 – Former president Bill Clinton fondled the smooth, cool orb, reminisced about his randy youth in Arkansas, and then, no longer able to resist, inserted his finger into the tight hole. It felt good; but then he couldn’t get it out.

The bowling ball was stuck. This was not in the Oval Office, but at the opening of a new bowling alley, Harlem Lanes, where Clinton announced some new programs of his foundation’s Urban Enterprise Initiative, aiding Harlem small business owners. This, of course, will be of enormous benefit to Harlem, where New York City residents who have been priced out of other neighborhoods, and can only afford the area's $2 million townhouses, need reasonably priced places to shop.