New York, June 22 – We ran into Kathy Hilton at the De Beers boutique opening party, and she seemed excited and happy about her new reality show, "I Want to be a Hilton", despite hideous reviews. “Watch next Tuesday night! NBC”, she chirped.

Paris is already a Hilton, and we have her next reality project ready to go: “I Want to Marry a Greek Shipping Billionaire and Sail Around on a Yacht.” Hello? We’re perfect for that role. Where do contestants sign up? After the marriage, we’ll be regulars at this De Beers diamond emporium, where Lindsay Lohan and Teri Hatcher were pointedly diamond ring-free, and billionaire-ready.