Los Angeles, June 12 – The Hiltons have truly come home. Never really accepted by the social set during their years in New York, the hotel heirs recently returned to Southern California, and sophisticated L.A. welcomed them back with open arms, even throwing a parade in their honor on Sunday! Never like those understated East Coast socialites, Paris Hilton and mom Kathy embraced their roots by riding on floats through West Hollywood, greeting their minions with the royal wave. Paris even got to wear a tiara, like the princess that she is!

There was also some kind of gay pride celebration going on in WeHo at the same time, but the classy Hilton clan didn’t let it interfere with their parade. Psst…the presence of all those homosexuals may have been a good influence on Tinkerbell, who we’re pretty sure is gay, but hasn’t come out yet. (You didn’t hear that from us.)