New York, February 11 – Jennifer Lopez tried to conquer the world of high fashion with her first runway show during New York’s fall fashion week, and by Open All Night’s strict guidelines, it wasn’t the glamourfest we were all expecting. Lil’ Kim, Anne Hathaway and Foxy Brown were in the bleachers. Marc Anthony and Lynda Lopez don’t count; they’re family. Tommy and Andy Hilfiger are Lopez’s business partners, so they had to be there. You thought we would review the clothing? You’ll have to read Style.com for that.

J. Lo’s show started an hour late, a long delay, even by fashion show standards (they all start late). But that still wasn’t late enough for those on hip-hop time. Rapper Cam’ron arrived to find that the fashion show was already over, and left.