New York, August 9 – While the guest list for the "Four Brothers" premiere was a bit optimistic – 50 Cent, yeah right – Lindsay Lohan turned up unannounced, looking relaxed and happy and none the worse for divorce court wear. Everyone noticed Lindsay, but hardly anyone – including our narcoleptic photographers – recognized Rhea Durham, Mark Wahlberg’s baby-mama. Since having a child together, the pair’s relationship has been rather vague. However, Durham and Wahlberg behaved like a couple at the premiere, and we noticed a gigantic diamond ring on her finger; the one where an engagement ring would go. Rhea delightfully responded to our inquiry about her ring with a dirty look. So, maybe congratulations are in order?

We were perfectly placed on the red carpet next to Hot 97, that West Village radio station famous for hip-hop brawls like the one Lil’ Kim’s going to prison for. With Andre 3000 and Tyrese in the film, that reporter saw a lot of action. Tyrese even composed and performed an impromptu rap for Hot 97, right on the spot. It’s too long to reprint here, but it featured the “N” word a lot.