Los Angeles, August 7 – “Step away from the carrot, Ms. Anderson”, we pleaded to no avail. Pamela Anderson brought a life-sized carrot along with her to the taping of her Comedy Central Roast, which will air on Sunday, August 14. The carrot wore a GoVeg.com logo. The Web site is connected to PETA, which vegetarian Pam supports. In fact, she agreed to the roast because Comedy Central made a donation to the animal rights organization.

Courtney Love, on the other hand, was very agreeable to whatever photographers wanted her to do. “I want to f--k one of the paparazzi! Will somebody sleep with me?” Courtney announced on the red carpet. Courtney got the paparazzi to stop yelling at her with, “If you all be quiet, I’ll do whatever you want.” (Yeah, obviously Courtney.)

Andy Dick, of course, didn’t even ask, he just went for it and grabbed the nearest photographer and hugged him.

It seemed Courtney Love took a page from Anna Nicole Smith’s book, bringing along a very old man as her date. Anna Nicole was her usual subdued self, showing as much skin as possible, and mugging with Dennis Rodman and drag queen Lady Bunny.

Did Pam’s "Stacked" costar Marissa Jaret Winokur get engaged or get breast implants, or both? “This is my ring. This is my boob”, she kept repeating, and pointing to which was which. (If you’re engaged, Marissa, mazel tov! If you just went shopping and bought that big ring, good for you! Your boobs are, um, nice.)

Also on the dream guest list at Pamela’s roast were her ex, Tommy Lee, and Charo.