Imagine 5 families, complete with the requisite 2.5 kids each, jammed into a luxury house on Fiji. There aren't enough rooms to go around and first choice of rooms is left to the first family to actually make their way to the house. Of course that family has the option of taking all the rooms and leaving none for the families arriving later. Think this might lead to a bit of conflict?

Shake gently and you have Little House on the Prairie meets the Osbournes, or the new UPN reality show Under One Roof. UOR promises the same dreadful can't-stop-watching gotcha as it did when it first aired. ElitesTV.com can attest to that: the UOR mail bag was packed full with "That dork in chaps! That wimpy black family, and the kid that whined! Bring it back NOW!"

"The Skofields are going ballistic next week! The Mcraes were headed for a major melt-down! Hey, and doesn't whats-his-name swing both ways? They can't go on hiatus, bring it back NOW!"

The great ones at Endemol and UOR heard those pleas, and July 2 at 8PM Central, Under One Roof is back. What have the families been doing the past few weeks?

Gearing up for the show of course, and the battle has begun on http://www.elitesTV.com . The Scofields opening shot:
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The DISTELS are first
to the home destination-
but will they survive
without medication?

Peroxide and piercings,
they think they're so clever-
but please kick the SKOFIELDS
off the island forever!

King Larry heads up
the family MCRAE-
are they here to talk "TRASH"
do they know how to play?

Rest of poem at:
http://www.elitestv.com/discus/messages/4412/4636.html?1024542324

Mama Distel's return shot:
"First off...Hippiechick, I'm still working on my poem, and being the food police was a crummy job, but hey, someone had to set those McCrae's straight! I'm sure my blowup with Larry insured that you and your family had plenty to eat later on LOL "
http://www.elitestv.com/discus/messages/4412/4775.html?1025321593

Catch Episode 1 on July 2nd after Buffy on UPN. Next week come to ElitesTV for the evicted family's chat. See you at the bloodbath!

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